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Did wordpress just got its like and follow buttons?

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Psycho…logy. Really?

There’s this thing we call “humility” when being asked. Here are the few rules that are supposedly to be followed when answering a question.

1. Keep your answer brief.
2. Keep your answer related.
3. Say nothing unnecessary.
4. Follow/answer it with another one.
5. Be sarcastic.

Numbers 4 and 5 add wittiness, thus they optional. The first three, however, are important; violation of these rules would result into something like this…

“Isa po akong Psychology, at nakikita kong wala naman s’yang diperensya…” -Marian Rivera

It won’t take long before they air something like…
“tao lang po ako, nagkakamali rin. *Sniff sniff* Sana naman po huwag nila ako husgahan, mayabang lang talaga ko paminsan-minsan.” Then again, I’m just assuming.

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PBB Teen Clash Highlights Social Stratification Among the Youth

Before I say anything, it would probably be best if I made it clear that I support ABS-CBN over GMA. Given that those are the only two options, of course. On the few times I get to catch the new fad of PBB fanatics, PBB Teen Clash… or something, I sense nothing but overwhelming bitchiness. I saw the past PBBs and they were different from this one. The idea of the previous ones was you lock a good number of people in a house and hope it sells. But now the recipe was different.

1. Threw twice the number of normal housemates.
2. Draw a line between the aristocrats and the bourgeoisie. The same line people are trying to erase for the longest time. Spitting on people’s face is optional.
3. Draw the same line again.
4. And again. And again.
5. Add some barbed wire.
6. Pour 32592.3121 gallons of gasoline.
7. Lit.
8. Watch in awe.
9. Destroy the remaining value today’s youth have.

This edition of PBB worsens the already dilapidated value of the Filipino teen that the grown-ups are ranting about. Ironically, these grown-ups who complain most about the douchebaggery of the youth of today are the same people who place the youth’s value at the brink. PBB now is pure business, no different from a cockfight. ABS-CBN should think twice with the project they’re approving. Highlighting the already highlighted demarcation line between the classes is probably the worst thing media can do intentionally to teenagers or to anyone. But to fucking teenagers?!

There’s a lot more to say but com’on… does it look like they even care?

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Define: JEJE PEOPLE/JEJEMON

There are three tags that kept this blog alive
1. The Jeje People pOeEhwZ,,,,!!!
2. Manny Villar and his douchebaggery
3. Justin Bieber being gay

DEFINE: JEJE PEOPLE?JEJEMON

The internet lacks the proper description of the jeje people. I know and understand why. Words seem to be insufficient and proper typing style used in defining them raised a lot of complaints from the HJO (Homo-Jejenus Organization), claiming that it destroys their image and

“hInd3 nAhMaAn pFo0o3zS kAmEe gAnyUhNzS mAg-tYPeEe eEhZ,,,,, jEjE,,, sO siMpL3,,, e33wZzsS,,!!”

So here are a few pictures that can enlighten your definition of “jeje people”:

NSFW!!

And how rational people plan to solve this alsdjieafjks…

Here’s something serious on jeje’s etymology.

jeje is the derrogative term used for a certain categorised kind of people, mostly with the origin/roots from Spain or Venezuela. In their language the letter j isn’t pronounced as we know. Their j sounds more like our h with a presound of a person that has got something stuck in his/her throuht, hence they type jejeje or jajaja when they want to express laughing in written words, which happen more than often. This is why we call them jejes. READ MORE

Note: This post was made weeks before the jejemon outbreak. It’ll be awesome to know how much traffic I can get by adding a jejemon tag. WHAT UP. Still, jeje people=jejemon. Back then we had no specific term. Post updated.

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Define a**hole.

And the “I was poor but I am now a rich bastard and makes money out of you worthless monkeys” award goes to…

MANNY VILLAR
Sige! Ikaw na tunay na mahirap!

For his excellent campaign ad that spits in the face of everyone who believes in him.

Poverty is inalienable, you prick!

What scares me is the fact that people actually believes in him and his platform. He is again using the poor people and giving ’em false hopes. I mean, poverty is inalienable! His hourly commercials are enough proof where the kaban ng bayan will be in the near future if you win.

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What’s it to you?

And Jesus said unto them, “And whom do you say that I am?”

They replied, “You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our very selfhood revealed.”

And Jesus replied, “What?”

I have this thing with religion. I am… a religious person but not in your religious kind of way. I mean how many of you do not believe that Mary (the Virgin) is the Mother of God; if you’re an atheist you would probably said ‘me’; but if you’re not, the chances you not believing is very low. I on the other hand believe that she’s pretty much like us only uhm, more obedient. She is the biological mother, yes; but to be called Mother of God, I have to disagree- she’s nowhere higher than God. Now before you call me blasphemous, I ain’t catholic so you can chill.

I ,too, do not venerate Saints, give respect I do. Venerate, no. I believe that veneration is diverting one’s faith from the Trinitarian God, to the carved firewood painted with white and blue and stuffed with eyes that follow you around your house. I am sorry, this is my opinion. I ain’t trying to preach, just… randomly wants to share this. You see, if you have ever studied theology you’ll learn that most, if not all, shouldn’t be taken literally. I mean from the slightest loophole that you’ll find, the Vatican has reasons and interpretation for it. So don’t bother looking for loopholes. I am not an atheist. It’s my own personal religion. It’s like praying a personal prayer rather than praying the Lord’s Prayer which is the perfect way to pray. It probably ain’t perfect to you, but it is to me.

Just to prove that this ain’t preaching, there are no tags.

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I’m bored. But I ain’t got time to spare.

Masen: Asan na ba kayo (sa geom)? hahahaha
Angel: Uh.. shit. Nakalimutan ko na. grabeee!
Angel: san na nga ba kami?!! T_T
Masen: And that people is how you fail geometry.
Angel: F you!

Well this was my blog last year, ranting how pissed I am with school during the vacation…

you had a very long (christmas) vacation, don’t tell me na hindi kayo prepared”

nakakainis lang ‘di ba. di ba nila alam what the hell vacation is. badtreep. ang simple simple. namamahinga ang estudyante. tapos e-expect nilang gumagawa ng schoolworks during these days. ang point ko e, sila ba hindi namamahinga, puro ‘yon nalang ba iniintindi nila. tae. bakit namin mamadaliin ang sarili namen e 2 weeks lang ang vacation namin at ilang buwan kami nag-aaral. aarg.

sabihin na nating hindi maaalis ‘yan. pero the hell, konting consideration. ‘yong simpleng…

“alam ko nag-aadjust pa kayo…”

pwede na eh. konting intindi lang. konti lang.

This year’s…

Just a random post. Hope YOU professors are having the same holidays as ours. Damn it! 😐
Umulan sana ng pink na tubig sa mga lakad n’yo!

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Pinoy Glee… WTH.

It’s been a year since the “Takipsilm” hoax, and now this is what they have for us, PINOY GLEE. Goddamn it people, you are too creative. (Sarcasm) Well of course it’s nothing but another hoax… but still, WTH?!

Rumor has it, GMA 7 began filming late November for Left 4 Dead Horror-serye. *Facepalm

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Random (1)

Forgive me for posting another entry with a video in it. I just can’t help it.

I’ll just quote Chico so I can study my shark endoskeleton again.

Hehehe…I just wish the sound was better so we could appreciate just how good these boys are, even humor aside. They’re actually very good. Typically attributed to Gioachino Rossini, the song entitled, “Duetto buffo di due gatti”, or humorous duet for two cats, many say he didn’t actually write it. Anyhoo, it’s really just a cute number, often sung as an encore for sopranos.

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Simply Makes You Stranger…

And now, I finally decided to blog. I just found myself typing in “wordpress.com” on my address bar. I really don’t know why. For some absurd reason, I am blogging. That’s not the surprising part, I’m not good with monologue, I need someone to share a discourse, so this is just amazingly impossible for me. The amazing part is the fact that I’m blogging. See? Not making any sense right? Oh golly. I need to grab some public speaking books… or something to that effect.

Oh well, I have a great amount of extra time on my hands, probably it’s a good idea to spend it in something more productive than surfing the net the whole night. I guess this would keep me busy for some time.  I’m a little brown man starting college. Hold on tight Philippines. BADDA-BEAM. BADDA-BOOM!

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