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Here are a couple of letters I sent last week:

Dear Sun,

We all know you’re hot. Please stop being a bitch about it.

Burned to crisp,
Masen

Dear High school friends,

I know we have an annual swimming and everything during summer and we rarely see each other. But 5 am is too much for me. 350 is too much as well.

Wanting to sleep,
Me

Dear Daimos,

Thank you for passing me. It would be amazing if you passed my other friends as well. It would be even mooore amazing if you become wee-bit more considerate. But then again, you passed me.

Now confused,
Masen

Dear Garcia,

I was serious about the Smith and Wesson. But I can settle with an air soft, all right.

Hoping you took it seriously,
Me

Dear Innxh,

Thank you for this idea. It’s just as awesome as you are. May is nearing, get your ass over here.

Patiently waiting,
Walrus

Dear Csdae,

Can we cut the crap and face reality? I miss you. Sorry, I’m too lazy.

Adsds,
Etesdfdg

Dear Masculinity,

These “guys” need you badly. Their testosterone just hit rock bottom.

Badly disturbed,
Masen

P.S. Bieber needs you as well.

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